Album

Rubber Dickey


Wholesome
Andrew E.
Producer: Andrew E.
1999

Chorus (4x):

My name is what?

My name is who?

My name is, yo, rubber dickey!

 

Verse 1:

Have you ever heard about this little thing

Maliit pero kasiyahan ang bini-bring

At binibigay at dinudulot

Binibili pero di mo mapupulot

Kumukulot ang 'yong forehead, why?

Kasi hindi mo alam where to buy

So stop, look, and listen, pay close attention

This is something that I have to mention

for sure wala to sa Manila o sa mga mall na pwede kang pumila

Robinson's, Megmamall, Glorietta

Pupusta ako hindi ka makakakita

Sa Divisoria o even sa Binondo , check it out, meron sa Redondo Beach

That is why I am here to teach, ruberdickey uhm 20 dollars each

 

Repeat chorus

 

Verse 2:

And so across the mile, PLDT ka dumial

1-800 rubber dickey free trial

You were really trying, trying real hard

Na ma-i-charge mo sa Visa mo o sa MasterCard

Pero di mo na tinuloy ang transaction

Kaya rubber dickey missing in action

Too bad, girl, how lonely can you get?

So take a bath na lang, no time to get wet

And one time, meron sayong bumubulong

Available daw ito sa Hong Kong

Well, narinig mo rin available sa Australia

Dun nagpabili ka rin ba? (Oh Yeah!)

Sa mga classmates nakipag-unahan

Nang malaman mong available sa Shinjuki Japan

Waiting for the chance, she anticipates

Nag-pauwi ng rubber dickey from the States

 

Repeat chorus (8x)

 

Verse 3:

Now that meron ka na, ginagamit mo na

Boyfriend mo girl, tinabi mo na

Useless na kasi, greaseless pa

Rubber dickey pang pamilya, pang i-sport pa

Before Rubber dickey, ikaw ay nag-iitch

But now sanay ka na at di na masakitch

Rubber dickey window, rubber dickey door

Rubber dickey kitchen, rubber dickey floor

But then one time nakalimutan mo

Na itago ang rubber dickey mo

Sinampal ka ni mommy at minura-mura ka

Merong nagsumbong kaya nagdududa ka

Si brother, si sister, o maging si yaya

You were really mad kasi napahiya ka

Pero sabi mo, who cares nangyari na

Next time you will buy na lang extra

 

Repeat chorus (6x)



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